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Why did the footballer hold his boot from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

Why are football players never asked for from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!

Who won the race between two balls from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!

What stories are told by basketball playersTall from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!

Why do grasshoppers not go to many from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

Which goal keeper can jump higher than from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Which football team loves icecreamAston Vanilla Sport from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!

What does a footballer and a magician from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

What does Paul Inces mum make for from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!

What is a runners favourite subject in from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

Why does someone who runs marathons make from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

How does a physicist exerciseBy pumping ion from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!

Whats tennis players favourite cityVolley wood Sport from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!

How do you stop squirrels playing football from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!

What is a goal keepers favourite snackBeans from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
What is a goal keepers favourite snack? Beans on post!

Why is it that birds are quickly from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!

Ref Im sending you off Player What from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!

When fish play football who is the from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

Where do spiders play their FA Cup from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

Why arent football stadiums built in outer from Flashcomment Sport jokes Jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!